SRC 057: Saint Nick (2010)

Happy Holidays!  When the Jolly Old Saint Nick of your Xmas flick turns out to be an undead, rampaging ghost hellbent on wiping out all of Amsterdam, you know you've mistletoed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 056: Bermuda Tentacles (2014)

When your dayglow CGI tentacles look more like something you'd see in a late 90's video game than in a film released in 2014, you know you've low budgeted your way into the Restroom...

SRC 055: The Feeding (2006)

When your werewolf antagonist in your werewolf film looks more like a Chewbacca costume with a lame, werewolf mask stuck on its head, you know you've howled your way into the Restroom...

SRC 054: Attack Of The 50ft Cheerleader (2012)

When actor Treat Williams is forced to yodel into a giant vagina for cheap laughs, you know you've cheered your way into the Restroom...

SRC 053: Thankskilling (2009)

Happy Turkey Day!  When your killer turkey film consists of one, poorly made killer turkey hand puppet with a "foul" mouth, you know you've stuffed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 052: Vikingdom (2013)

When your sweeping fantasy epic decides to cast Thor as a villain in a ridiculous red wig, you know you've LOTR-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 051: Blood Lake: Attack Of The Killer Lampreys (2014)

When your poorly rendered CGI creature flick delivers more information about the creatures than it does being able to scare your audience, you know you've hickied your way into the Restroom...

SRC 050: Cabin Fever: Patient Zero (2014)

Happy Halloween!  When your flesh eating virus flick fails to put a dent into a bloated Sean Astin, you know you've projectile vomited your way into the Restroom...

SRC 049: Sleeping Beauty (2014)

When the filmmakers of your fairy tale film were too lazy to even read the source material to craft a faithful adaptation, you know you've storybooked your way into the Restroom...

SRC 048: Butcher Boys (2012)

When your Texas crazed cannibals act more like vampires running through an inner city obstacle course than they do rabid flesh eaters, you know you've cooked up one here in the Restroom...

SRC 047: Infection: The Invasion Begins (2010)

When you alien invasion consists of badly animated CGI space sperm and paper mache meteorites, you know you've low budgeted your way into the Restroom...

SRC 046: Curse Of The Dragonslayer (2013)

When your sprawling, epic fantasy resembles more of a travelogue for a country on your bucket list, you know you've Tolkien-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 045: Almost Human (2013)

When your alien invasion sets the bar too low by deciding to take over the state of Maine first, you know you've lumberjacked your way into the Restroom...

SRC 044: Apartment 1303 (2012)

When you're being tormented by a non scary ghost and don't have enough sense to simply break the lease and move out of your haunted apartment, you know you've moved into the Restroom...

SRC 043: Gallowwalkers (2012)

When your undead villains are more interested in their appearance than they are anything else, you know you've saddled up to the Restroom...

SRC 042: Jack The Reaper (2011)

When your horror film starts off with one concept, then chucks it for something else entirely midway through, you know you've slashed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 041: The Secret Village (2013)

When the big secret in your village turns out to not be that big of a secret (or make any sense), you know you've found your way into the Restroom...

SRC 040: Endangered Species (2003)

When your sci-fi film is too lazy to come up with anything original and instead cribs ideas from a dozen other sci-fi films, you know you've found your way into the Restroom...

SRC 039: Rodentz (2001)

When your big payoff to your mutant rat film involves a man in a giant rat suit rampaging through the street like an angry beaver, you know you've gnawed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 038: AE: Apocalypse Earth (2013)

When you spend the entire running time trying to escape a planet only to find out you never really needed to escape in the first place, you know you've crash landed into the Restroom...

SRC 037: Backyard Dogs (2000)

When your wrestling film resembles an audition tape for another installment of JACKASS, you know you've body slammed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 036: Axe Giant: The Wrath Of Paul Bunyan (2013)

When your giant, menacing villain looks more like he had a severe allergic reaction to steroids and a bee sting, you know you've hacked your way into the Restroom...

SRC 035: Nude Nuns With Big Guns (2010)

If your film features so much nudity that you feel like you're working at an OB/GYN instead of a strip club, you know you've stumbled into the Restroom...

SRC 034: Mutants (2008)

When your low budget film is trying to pass off sugar addicted junkies like they're brain eating zombies, you know you're suffering withdrawal symptoms here in the Restroom...

SRC 033: The Dead Undead (2010)

When a horror film can't make up its mind on a proper antagonist and decides on a kitchen sink approach to pad out the running time, you know you've busted into the wrong Restroom...

SRC 032: Android Insurrection (2012)

When your CGI androids look no better than a final project from an online visual arts school, you know you're going to end up here in the Restroom...

SRC 031: Adventures Of Thunderstorm: The Return Of Thor (2011)

When your lame Canadian superhero suit looks cobbled together from other superhero suits, you know you've found your way into the superhero secret lair Restroom...

SRC 30: Shakma (1990)

When the best performance in a film is delivered by a rampaging, red ass baboon, you know you've stumbled into the Restoom...

SRC 029: Satan's Little Helper (2004)

When your film features lousy child actors and an unseen killer who suffers from an apparent back injury, you know you've found your way into the Restroom...

SRC 028: Potpourri (2011)

When your film can't decide on a genre and throws everything at the screen like explosive diarrhea against a restroom wall, you know you've found your way back into the Cinematic Bowl...

SRC 027: Zombie Ass: Toilet Of The Dead (2011)

In our first show of the new year, we may have finally hit the bottom of the cinematic bowl with a Japanese masterpiece so offensive it calls into question the sanity of their entire culture.

We're Coming Back. You Have Been Warned.