SRC 095: Babes In Toyland (1986)

Merry Christmas!  When your holiday family film plays more like a Jared Fogle fever dream that includes underage kids, furries, and a cookie factory, you know you've toy soldiered your way into the Restroom...

SRC 094: The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)

When your holiday special for one of the greatest science fiction film franchises ever made is so bad its own creator tried to bury it in the film vaults forever, you know you've wookied your way into the Restroom...

SRC 093: Eight Crazy Nights (2002)

When your animated musical film plays more like an offensive SNL sketch that runs for a painful 76 minutes than it does a holiday classic the whole family will enjoy, you know you've scorpion bowled your way into the Restroom...

SRC 092: An American Carol (2008)

When your Christmas Carol spoof plays more like a viable interrogation tactic (ala waterboarding) than it does a supposed "comedy" film, you know you've stone faced your way into the Restroom...

SRC 091: National Lampoon's Holiday Reunion (2003)

When your Turkey Day flick plays more like an unfunny VACATION sequel that never got made, you know you've gobble gobbled your way into the Restroom...

SRC 090: Jailbait (2014)

When your women's prison flick features so much nudity and sex that it feels more like an actual prison sentence than it does a sleazy, exploitative romp, you know you've CAGE HEAT-ED your way into the Restroom...

SRC 089: Jug Face (2013)

When the scariest thing in your hillbilly creature flick turns out to be a six foot hole in the ground that eats people, you know you've moonshined your way into the Restroom...

SRC 088: The Ouija Experiment (2011)

When your found footage horror flick looks more like a tour of low income homes in the greater Dallas/Fort Worth area than it does anything remotely scary, you know you've turned-the-camera-off your way into the Restroom...

SRC 087: Kids vs Monsters (2015)

When three quarters of your monster fantasy film consists of endless backstory exposition delivered by once famous actors who are now slumming to pay their property taxes, you know you've rubber masked your way into the Restroom...

SRC 086: Muffin Top: A Love Story (2014)

When your supposed romantic comedy comes off as more of a narcissistic rant from a whining woman who just needs to shut her mouth and find a good yoga class, you know you've lipo-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 085: The Coed And The Zombie Stoner (2014)

When your low budget zombie rom-com fails to deliver anything remotely decent in the way of laughs, special effects, or nudity, you know you've blunted your way into the Restroom...

SRC 084: Hold Your Breath (2012)

When your vengeful ghost film is so boring you spend time counting the styrofoam headstones instead of following the plot, you know you've body hopped your way into the Restroom...

SRC 083: Beast Within (2008)

When your German zombie outbreak film manages to look like every other (insert country of choice) zombie outbreak film save for a shit ton of CGI birds, you know you've Hitchcocked your way into the Restroom...

SRC 082: Evil Remains (2004)

When your low budget, Big Easy slasher film manages to insult the intelligence of its core audience by featuring insanely dumb characters, mostly off screen deaths, and a killer decked out in a dog mask, you know you've bayou-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 081: Dead Rising: Watchtower (2015)

When your zombie video game adaption only inspires you to turn off the film and go play the game instead, you know you've button mashed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 080: Mega Shark vs. Kolossus (2015)

When your CGI creature battle film consists of a leftover SHARKNADO shark and an IRON GIANT who's missing his outer skin, you know you've cheaply rendered your way into the Restroom...

SRC 079: Shark Week (2012)

When the only thing in common between your crappy CGI shark film and the yearly Discovery Channel event is the title, you know you've deep blued your way into the Restroom...

SRC 078: Blood Surf (2000)

When your low budget, JAWS ripoff subs out a rubber crocodile for a rubber shark, and a Captain Quint for a Captain Dracula, you know you've bigger boated your way into the Restroom...

SRC 077: Aberration (1997)

When your low budget creature feature comes off more like an extended episode of the Muppets than it does anything remotely scary or suspenseful, you know you've scurried your way into the Restroom...

SRC 076: Preservation (2014)

When your hunting thriller turns out to be yet another connect-the-dots variation on THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME, you know you've bear trapped your way into the Restroom...

SRC 075: Death Squad (2014)

When your low budget, sci-fi thriller turns out to be a roll call of once famous actors now slumming to pay their mortgages, you know you've blackfaced your way into the Restroom...

SRC 074: App (2013)

When your cell phone thriller turns out to be as exciting as reading your cell carrier's early termination contract, you know you've butt dialed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 073: Mr. Jones (2013)

When your low budget POV horror film looks like it was edited by someone on a bad LSD trip, you know you've hallucinated your way into the Restroom...

SRC 072: Age Of Dinosaurs (2013)

When your low budget dinosaur flick looks more like a JURASSIC PARK fan film than it does an actual release, you know you've raptored your way into the Restroom...

SRC 071: Hansel & Gretel (2013)

When your modern day fairy tale resembles more of a TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE ripoff than it does a unique take on a classic story, you know you've meat pied your way in to the Restroom...

SRC 070: Avengers Grimm (2015)

When your lame superhero flick cribs plot points from other similar fare and features a metallic Hulk, you know you've Avengers assembled your way into the Restroom...

SRC 069: Animal (2014)

When the top billed actress of your creature feature ends up having the least amount of screentime and dialogue, you know you've paychecked your way into the Restroom...

SRC 068: Fading Of The Cries (2010)

When your fantasy/horror flick is made up of bad wigs, green screen backdrops, and a title that keeps getting worked into the dialogue, you know you've zombie bum rushed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 067: Killer Mermaid (2014)

When your killer mermaid ends up killing less people than her fisherman caretaker, you know you've sirened your way into the Restroom...

SRC 066: Alice In Murderland (2010)

When your low budget slasher flick actually makes less sense than the source material it's based upon, you know you've rabbit holed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 065: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies (2012)

When the rousing speeches in your historical zombie film are more compelling than any of the undead slaughterfest scenes, you know you've Merle and Daryled your way into the Restroom... 

SRC 064: Foodfight! (2012)

When your animated children's film turns out to be an unfunny, veiled commentary on the rise of the Third Reich during WWII, you know you've goose stepped your way into the Restroom...

SRC 063: Sector 4: Extraction (2014)

When you're military action film is so cheap it needs to hide all the bland action in scenes so under lit you'd swear you were going blind, you know you've brailled your way into the Restroom...

SRC 062: Wrong Side Of Town (2010)

When your low budget action film features pro wrestlers who are more adept at steroid use and snorting crank than they are at chunking out believable dialogue, you know you've pile drove yourself into the Restroom...

SRC 061: Elfie Hopkins: Cannibal Hunter (2012)

When your British cannibal family comes off more like rejected weirdos from an abandon Tim Burton project than they do a credible flesh eating threat, you know you've chomped your way into the Restroom...

SRC 060: Behaving Badly (2014)

When your so called "comedy" film plays more like a casting call for actors who have done much better work elsewhere than it does anything remotely funny, you know you've stone faced your way into the Restroom...

SRC 059: Elf Bowling The Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2007)

When you'd rather be watching a round of midget tossing instead of a half baked animated turd with racist overtones and a pirate Jewish American Indian Santa Claus, you know you've Kringled your way into the Restroom...

SRC 058: Mercenaries (2014)

When your all female low budget action film turns out to be just as boring (and implausible) as the low budget males ones, you know you've Oranged Is The New Black way into the Restroom...