When you'd rather be watching a round of midget tossing instead of a half baked animated turd with racist overtones and a pirate Jewish American Indian Santa Claus, you know you've Kringled your way into the Restroom...
ELF BOWLING: THE MOVIE deals with a pirate Santa and his evil brother Dingle as they stumble across a group of creepy elves in the North Pole who are stockpiling toys waiting for the day when the Whitebeard will come and deliver them. Although no animated elves were hurt during the bowling sequences, we kinda wish they had been.
This barely animated mess is currently available for streaming on Netflix, VUDU, and Amazon Instant Video, but as always, you're better off playing the video game version of this film and leave the turd bowling to us.
Sit back now and give a listen as Nat, Rilla, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, ELF BOWLING: THE MOVIE...
