When your modern day fairy tale resembles more of a TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE ripoff than it does a unique take on a classic story, you know you've meat pied your way in to the Restroom...
HANSEL & GRETEL deals with two siblings (Stephanie Greco, Brent Lydic) who find themselves at the mercy of one overacting witch (ET's Dee Wallace) and her two cannibal sons as they go round and round the same two locations trying not to end up on the dinner table as the main course.
This unappetizing mess is available for streaming on YouTube or Netflix, but as always, you're better off leaving the cinematic tenderizing to us and finding something less tough to chunk down.
