When the only thing in common between your crappy CGI shark film and the yearly Discovery Channel event is the title, you know you've deep blued your way into the Restroom...
SHARK WEEK deals with a group of bad Equity actors who are kidnapped by a couple of D-list actors (Patrick Bergin, Yancy Butler) and forced to endure CGI shark challenges across an island in the Bahamas in an effort to survive.
This shark's bite-less mess is available for streaming on Netflix, but as always, you're better off leaving the cinematic shark repellent to us and finding something with actual sharks in it to watch. Like SHOWGIRLS, for instance.
Sit back now and give a listen as Nat, Griffin, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, SHARK WEEK...
