When your German zombie outbreak film manages to look like every other (insert country of choice) zombie outbreak film save for a shit ton of CGI birds, you know you've Hitchcocked your way into the Restroom...
BEAST WITHIN (aka VIRUS UNDEAD) deals with a German Scooby-Doo gang that gets trapped in a RESIDENT EVIL mansion during a viral outbreak in a small town. The bulk of the running time is spent on boring conversations, underlit sex scenes, half assed practical makeup effects, and production value explosions and fire burns.
This highly contagious mess is available for streaming on Netflix, VUDU, and Amazon Instant Video, but as always, you're better off leaving the infected bird watching to us and finding some other cinematic outbreak to upchuck on.
Sit back now as Rilla, Griffin, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, BEAST WITHIN...
