Thursday, October 29, 2015

SRC 087: Kids vs Monsters (2015)


When three quarters of your monster fantasy film consists of endless backstory exposition delivered by once famous actors who are now slumming to pay their property taxes, you know you've rubber masked your way into the Restroom...

Friday, October 23, 2015

SRC 086: Muffin Top: A Love Story (2014)


When your supposed romantic comedy comes off as more of a narcissistic rant from a whining woman who just needs to shut her mouth and find a good yoga class, you know you've lipo-ed your way into the Restroom...

Friday, October 16, 2015

SRC 085: The Coed And The Zombie Stoner (2014)


When your low budget zombie rom-com fails to deliver anything remotely decent in the way of laughs, special effects, or nudity, you know you've blunted your way into the Restroom...

Saturday, October 3, 2015

SRC 084: Hold Your Breath (2012)


When your vengeful ghost film is so boring you spend time counting the styrofoam headstones instead of following the plot, you know you've body hopped your way into the Restroom...