SRC 095: Babes In Toyland (1986)

Merry Christmas!  When your holiday family film plays more like a Jared Fogle fever dream that includes underage kids, furries, and a cookie factory, you know you've toy soldiered your way into the Restroom...

SRC 094: The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)

When your holiday special for one of the greatest science fiction film franchises ever made is so bad its own creator tried to bury it in the film vaults forever, you know you've wookied your way into the Restroom...

SRC 093: Eight Crazy Nights (2002)

When your animated musical film plays more like an offensive SNL sketch that runs for a painful 76 minutes than it does a holiday classic the whole family will enjoy, you know you've scorpion bowled your way into the Restroom...

SRC 092: An American Carol (2008)

When your Christmas Carol spoof plays more like a viable interrogation tactic (ala waterboarding) than it does a supposed "comedy" film, you know you've stone faced your way into the Restroom...