Thursday, December 29, 2016

SRC 143: New Year's Eve (2011)


It's our year end bonus episode!  When your holiday ensemble film plays more like a Lifetime network checklist of cinematic tropes than it does a heartwarming New York City drama, you know you've ball dropped your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, December 22, 2016

SRC 142: Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever (2014)


It's JINGLE TURDS MONTH!  When your Lifetime holiday film plays more like that depressing Sarah Mclachlan adopt a pet ad than it does a fun feline Christmas romp, you know you've cat pissed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, December 15, 2016

SRC 141: Christmas With The Kranks (2004)


JINGLE TURDS month continues!  When your holiday comedy plays more like the hot house scene where Frosty the Snowman melts to death rather than a fun Christmas romp, you know you've more powered your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, December 8, 2016

SRC 140: Santa With Muscles (1996)


JINGLE TURDS month continues!  When your family friendly holiday film plays more like a bad reaction to steroids than it does a fun Christmas romp, you know you've sex taped your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, December 1, 2016

SRC 139: How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)


It's JINGLE TURDS month!  When your family friendly holiday film plays more like a Ken Russell fever dream than it does an engaging live action adaption of a cartoon classic, you know you've grinched your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, November 24, 2016

SRC 138: Tower Heist (2011)


Happy Thanksgiving!  When your breezy heist ensemble film plays more like a first year improv class exercise than it does a polished comedy with a seasoned cast, you know you've robbed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, November 17, 2016

SRC 137: Do You Wanna Know A Secret (2001)


When your low budget slasher film plays more like a, see who falls into a coma from boredom first contest than it does an edge of your seat thriller, you know you've Greased your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, November 10, 2016

SRC 136: Zombie Hunter (2013)


When your low budget zombie film plays more like a tax write off for actor Danny Trejo than it does a grindhouse styled gorefest, you know you've machete-d your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, November 3, 2016

SRC 135: MegaForce (1982)


When your early 80's action blockbuster plays more like a home movie made with discount toy vehicles from KMart than it does a big budget superhero epic, you know you've deeds not word-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, October 27, 2016

SRC 134: Van Helsing (2004)


When your horror adventure film plays more like a Saturday afternoon of throwing action figures violently around your backyard than it does a fun riff on Universal's monsters, you know you've blunt trauma-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, October 20, 2016

SRC 133: House Of The Dead (2003)


SCARY TURDS month continues!  When your videogame horror film plays more like a bad season of THE WALKING DEAD than it does a comprehensible adaption of its source material, you know you've SEGA-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, October 13, 2016

SRC 132: Blade Trinity (2004)


SCARY TURDS month continues!  When your vampire action film plays more like a victim of a dying franchise than it does a powerful immortal series of films, you know you've ice skated uphill-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, October 6, 2016

SRC 131: Rockabilly Zombie Weekend (2013)


It's SCARY TURDS month!  When you're low, low budget redneck zombie film plays more like an average beer drinking weekend in central Florida than it does a fun, flesh eating romp, you know you've stray cat strutted your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, September 29, 2016

SRC 130: The Happening (2008)


When your eco-thriller film plays more like a PSA on the dangers of upsetting plant life than it does a disturbing morality tale, you know you've tree farted your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, September 22, 2016

SRC 129: Getaway (2013)


When your crime drama plays more like a 90 minute car commercial than it does a thrilling chase film, you know you've tire squealed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, September 15, 2016

SRC 128: G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009)


When your action figure film plays more like an ADD CGI demo reel for a visual arts school than it does a pulse pounding adventure, you know you've knowing is half the battle-d your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, September 8, 2016

SRC 127: 90 Minutes In Heaven (2015)


When your spiritual film plays more like a cereal box checklist of ingredients about Heaven than it does an actual uplifting cinematic experience, you know you've pornstached your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, September 1, 2016

SRC 126: Silent Hill: Revelation 3D (2012)



When your crappy videogame horror film plays more like the crappy videogame version you'd rent at Blockbuster on a Saturday night when everything else was already gone than it does a disturbing frightfest, you know you've low scored your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, August 25, 2016

SRC 125: Little Fockers (2010)


When your third installment to a hit franchise plays more like an exercise in who can be the most serious at the DMV than it does a charming ensemble comedy, you know you've Fockered your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, August 18, 2016

SRC 124: Pompeii (2014)


When your CGI disaster epic plays more like a who-gives-a-shit soap opera than it does a thrilling fight for survival, you know you've erupted your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, August 11, 2016

SRC 123: The Sitter (2011)


When your unfunny babysitting comedy plays more like a Cliff Notes version of FAR better babysitting comedies than it does its own unique property, you know you've cherry bombed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, August 4, 2016

SRC 122: Sinister Squad (2016)


When your bargain basement SUICIDE SQUAD cash grab looks more like a, who was available at the strip club on the day of shooting, than it does a thrilling action film, you know you've warehoused your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, July 28, 2016

SRC 121: American Psycho II: All American Girl (2002)


When your serial killer sequel to the oh-so-hip original plays more like a bad fan film from a Mila Kunis fan club than it does a compelling thriller, you know you've hip to be squared your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, July 21, 2016

SRC 120: Just My Luck (2006)


When your supposed romantic comedy plays more like spending the weekend with two annoying houseguests than it does anything remotely romantic or funny, you know you've lucked your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, July 14, 2016

SRC 119: R.I.P.D. (2013)


When your action/fantasy plays more like a series of unused special effects shots from far better films like BEETLEJUICE, GHOSTBUSTERS, and MIB than it does its own unique property, you know you've deado-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, July 7, 2016

SRC 118: Drive Hard (2014)


When your action/comedy plays more like and endless monologue from a regional theater production than in does a thrill-a-minute chase film, you know you've downshifted your way into the Restroom...

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

SRC 117: George Of The Jungle (1997)


When your live action cartoon adaptation plays more like a dumb downed corporate training video than it does a fun, family adventure, you know you've tree swung your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, June 23, 2016

SRC 116: After Earth (2013)


When your, one man against nature sci-fi flick plays more like a boring, online Scientology course than it does a thrilling adventure, you know you've gettin' jiggied your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, June 16, 2016

SRC 115: The Do-Over (2016)


When your latest Adam Sandler disaster plays more like an absentee babysitter for a group of bored twelve year old boys than it does a fun action/comedy, you know you've stonefaced your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, June 9, 2016

SRC 114: The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013)


When your supposed comedy about magicians dazzles you with barely any comedy or decent magic tricks, you know you've vanished into the Restroom...

Thursday, June 2, 2016

SRC 113: Warriors Of Virtue (1997)


When your child's fantasy film looks more like a Dollar Store knockoff of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle toys than it does an awe inspiring journey to another world, you know you've wireworked your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, May 26, 2016

SRC 112: X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)


When the conclusion to your superhero trilogy plays more like an amateur cosplay event than it does an epic mutant smackdown, you know you've clawed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, May 19, 2016

SRC 111: Free Birds (2013)


When your animated time traveling turkey film plays more like a half cooked SNL sketch than it does a well done family film, you know you've Marty McFly-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, May 12, 2016

SRC 110: Clockstoppers (2002)


When your family friendly action/adventure plays more like a rejected episode of TORCHWOOD than it does fun, sci-fi romp about time manipulation, you know you've hyper-timed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, May 5, 2016

SRC 109: Playing It Cool (2014)


When your meta rom com features a lead character who's more Deadpool than Captain America, you know you've narrated your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, April 28, 2016

SRC 108: Drive (1997)


When your martial arts buddy flick plays more like an endurance test for endless fight scenes than it does a fun action adventure, you know you've turbo drove your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, April 21, 2016

SRC 107: Red Riding Hood (2011)



When your fairy tale adaptation plays more like an abandoned Stephanie Meyer manuscript than it does a compelling tween romance, you know you've howled your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, April 14, 2016

SRC 106: Beowulf (1999)


When your sci-fi/fantasy epic poem adaptation plays more like a HIGHLANDER sequel with a bad dye job than it does a thrilling adventure, you know you've backflipped your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, April 7, 2016

SRC 105: The Crown And The Dragon (2013)


When your epic fantasy plays more like a GAME OF THRONES fan film than it does a compelling adventure, you know you've CGI dragoned your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, March 31, 2016

SRC 104: Pixels (2015)


When your video game VFX fantasy plays more like a quarterfest for unfunny jokes than it does a fun summer blockbuster, you know you've game over-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, March 24, 2016

SRC 103: Son In Law (1993)


When your fish-out-of-water comedy features a lead actor so annoying you'd consider beating one of your own kids and imagining it was him, you know you've hey buddied your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, March 17, 2016

SRC 102: Leprechaun: Origins (2014)


Happy St. Patty's Day!  When your leprechaun character looks more like a diseased baboon than he does actor Warwick Davis from any of the previous films, you know you've Irish jigged your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, March 10, 2016

SRC 101: Awaken (2015)


When your action/thriller plays more like a screenwriting sample of what NOT to do than it does a compelling narrative, you know you've kidnapped your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, March 3, 2016

SRC 100: The Country Bears (2002)


It's our 100th flush!  When your theme park show adaptation resembles more of a wild kingdom BEHIND THE MUSIC special than it does an entertaining family film, you know you've bear hugged your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, February 25, 2016

SRC 099: Eternity: The Movie (2014)



When your 80's bio-pic parody of Hall & Oates plays more like an overwritten SNL sketch that should have been cut for time than it does a comedy, you know you've out-of-touched your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, February 18, 2016

SRC 098: Mars Attacks! (1996)


When your trading card 50's film spoof turns out to be more boring than the stale gum which came in the packs, you know you've ack-ack-ack-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, February 11, 2016

SRC 097: Jem And The Holograms (2015)


When your 80's cartoon adaptation looks more like a Disney Channel bio pic than it does anything remotely resembling the beloved source material, you know you've autotuned your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, February 4, 2016

SRC 096: The Ridiculous 6 (2015)


When your Netflix produced western comedy is more UNFORGIVEN than it is BLAZING SADDLES, you know you've firewatered your way into the Restroom...