When your fairy tale adaptation plays more like an abandoned Stephanie Meyer manuscript than it does a compelling tween romance, you know you've howled your way into the Restroom...
RED RIDING HOOD deals with a young woman in a red cloak (Amanda Seyfried) who must discover the mysterious identity of an overtly CGI werewolf before a monster hunter (an overacting Gary Oldman) can kill the creature once and for all. Much hair gel and brooding looks to follow.
This howling mess is available for streaming on Amazon, VUDU, and YouTube, but as always, you're better off leaving this low brow TWILIGHT ripoff to us and finding some other cinematic werewolf den to curl up inside.
Sit back now and give a listen as Griffin, Crest, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, RED RIDING HOOD...
