When your, one man against nature sci-fi flick plays more like a boring, online Scientology course than it does a thrilling adventure, you know you've gettin' jiggied your way into the Restroom...
AFTER EARTH deals with an estranged father and son (Will Smith, Jaden Smith) who crash land on Earth of the future and must recover a homing beacon to escape before they are killed by a variety of environmental obstacles, including an assortment of overly familiar CGI creatures, one of which is a displaced alien more commonly found in a PITCH BLACK film.
This New Age borefest is currently available for streaming on Amazon, VUDU, and YouTube, but as always, you're better off leaving this CGI filled domestic dispute to us and re-watching an old PLANET OF THE APES film instead.
Sit back now and give a listen as Griffin, Crest, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, AFTER EARTH...
