When your action figure film plays more like an ADD CGI demo reel for a visual arts school than it does a pulse pounding adventure, you know you've knowing is half the battle-d your way into the Restroom...
G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA deals with the elite 80's action figure fighting force going head to head with Cobra Command to stop them from using a series of nanomite warheads from killing millions and upsetting the balance of power in the world. Entire film is overstuffed with plot, characters, action scenes, and CGI effects that only succeed in giving you a migraine long before the bloated two hour running time is over.
This live action cartoon mess is available for streaming on Amazon, VUDU, and YouTube, but as always, you're better off leaving these plastic characters to us and go play with He-Man in the MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE film instead.
Sit back now and give a listen as Griffin, Crest, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA...