Thursday, October 27, 2016

SRC 134: Van Helsing (2004)


When your horror adventure film plays more like a Saturday afternoon of throwing action figures violently around your backyard than it does a fun riff on Universal's monsters, you know you've blunt trauma-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, October 20, 2016

SRC 133: House Of The Dead (2003)


SCARY TURDS month continues!  When your videogame horror film plays more like a bad season of THE WALKING DEAD than it does a comprehensible adaption of its source material, you know you've SEGA-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, October 13, 2016

SRC 132: Blade Trinity (2004)


SCARY TURDS month continues!  When your vampire action film plays more like a victim of a dying franchise than it does a powerful immortal series of films, you know you've ice skated uphill-ed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, October 6, 2016

SRC 131: Rockabilly Zombie Weekend (2013)


It's SCARY TURDS month!  When you're low, low budget redneck zombie film plays more like an average beer drinking weekend in central Florida than it does a fun, flesh eating romp, you know you've stray cat strutted your way into the Restroom...