SRC 189: Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)

JINGLE TURDS month continues!  When your Santa Claus origin story plays more like LSD night at Studio 54 than it does a timeless holiday classic, you know you've reindeer-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 188: Surviving Christmas (2004)

JINGLE TURDS month continues!  When your holiday farce plays more like a deranged lunatic off his prescription meds than it does a warm Christmas tale of family, you know you've American Psycho-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 187: Santa's Slay (2005)

JINGLE TURDS month continues!  When your holiday comedy/horror film plays more like a checklist of practical effects gags from a cinema makeup school than it does an engaging thriller, you know you've body slammed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 186: Elves (1989)

It's JINGLE TURDS month!  When your evil elf film plays more like amateur night at the Halloween Store than it does a chilling Christmas tale, you know you've puppet-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 185: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)

Happy Turkey Day!  When your action/comedy plays more like a bad case of food poisoning in a Mexican prison than it does a lighthearted holiday romp, you know you've cranberry-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 184: Daredevil (2003)

When your superhero origin film plays more like BDSM night at a comic book store than it does a gritty tale of vengeance, you know you've leather-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 183: Max Payne (2008)

When your action videogame adaption plays more like an instant cure for insomnia than it does a gritty film noir adventure, you know you've pulp novel-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 182: The Huntsman: Winter's War (2016)

When your prequel/sequel fairy tale plays more like a boring, non musical version of FROZEN than it does an engaging fantasy, you know you've crowned your way into the Restroom...

SRC 181: Gingerdead Man Vs Evil Bong (2013)

SCARY TURDS month continues!  When your zero budget comedy/horror crossover film plays more like smoking a stale joint than it does a pure Colombian gold laugh fest, you know you've reefer-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 180: Psycho (1998)

It's SCARY TURDS month!  When your classic Hitchcock remake plays more like the long deja vu episode ever than it does a respectful homage to the original, you know you've showered your way into the Restroom...

SRC 179: Stay Alive (2006)

SCARY TURDS month continues!  When your videogame horror film plays more like a bad fan fiction of Ten Little Indians than it does and edge of your seat thriller, you know you've game over-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 178: Halloween: Resurrection (2002)

It's SCARY TURDS month!  When your umpteenth horror franchise sequel plays more like last call at a local dive bar than it does a nail biting sequel, you know you've busta-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 177: Aloha (2015)

When your Hawaiian based rom-com plays more like a Bad Screenwriting 101 example than it does a heartfelt look into other cultures, you know you've lei-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 176: X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)

When your superhero origin film plays more like bad Reddit fan fiction than it does a compelling adventure story, you know you've clawed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 175: Cell (2016)

When your latest Stephen King adaption plays more like a lame Dean Koontz adaption than it does a horrifying thriller, you know you've butt dialed your way into the Restroom... 

SRC 174: Ghost In The Shell (2017)

When your live action adaption of a beloved anime classic plays more like dining at P.F. Chang's that it does actually eating in Japan, you know you've cyborg-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 173: The Spirit (2008)

When your hyper stylized 40's character homage plays more like a bad SIN CITY ripoff than it does a thrilling inner city adventure, you know you've spirited your way into the Restroom...

SRC 172: Small Soldiers (1998)

When your talking toy film plays more like a low budget TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE episode than it does a fun children's adventure, you know you've soldiered your way into the Restroom...

SRC 171: Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past (2009)

When your Christmas Carol rom com plays more like a how to video about how to score chicks than it does a thoughtful spin on a Christmas classic, you know you've alright, alright, alright-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 170: Aeon Flux (2005)

When your live action adaption of a beloved animated series plays more like a whacked out Paris runway model show than it does an engaging action film, you know you've flux capacitor-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 169: John Carter (2012)

When your pulp novel sci-fi adventure plays more like a two plus hour commercial for bronze tanner than it does a thrilling franchise starter, you know you've Barsoom-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 168: Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)

When your superhero team up film plays more like a Comic Con cosplay sex party than it does a thrilling adventure, you know you've Hulk smashed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 167: Herbie Fully Loaded (2005)

When your sentient car fantasy plays more like a rejected TRANSFORMERS audition than it does a family friendly adventure, you know you've revved your way into the Restroom...

SRC 166: Bewitched (2005)

When your big screen remake of a beloved TV series plays more like a bad SNL sketch than it does a loving homage, you know you've wrinkled your nose into the Restroom...

SRC 165: The Island (2005)

When your sci-fi action film plays more like a highlights reel from far better sci-fi action films, you know you've cloned your way into the Restroom...

SRC 164: Staten Island Summer (2015)

When your coming of age comedy plays more like a lame, SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE ten to one sketch than it does a wistful looking at youth, you know you've cannonball-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 163: Tale Of The Mummy (1998)

When your new spin on a classic movie monster plays more like an 88 minute advertisement for 3M packing tape than it does a scary thrill ride, you know you've unwrapped your way into the Restroom...

SRC 162: Catwoman (2004)

When your DC comic book character solo film plays more like a SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER superhero fan film than it does a unique spin on a classic property, you know you've cat scratch fevered your way into the Restroom...

SRC 161: Yoga Hosers (2016)

When your nepotism buddy comedy plays more like a home movie of your kids pretending to be actors than it does an irreverent romp, you know you've aboot-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 160: AVP: Alien Vs Predator (2004)

When your big budget franchise mashup plays more like a cosplay fight at a local convention than it does a terrifiying adventure, you know you've face hugged your way into the Restroom...

SRC 159: Sandy Wexler (2017)

When your Netflix "original" comedy play more like a bad documentary about stale jokes than it does an irreverent romp, you know you've cameo-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 158: Take Me Home Tonight (2011)

When your 80's nostalgia comedy plays more like a bad night at a cheesy 80's themed bar than it does a fun trip down memory lane, you know you've parachute pants-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 157: The Internship (2013)

When your bro-douche film plays more like a two hour commercial for a major company than it does an irreverent buddy comedy romp, you know you've googled your way into the Restroom...

SRC 156: Burlesque (2010)

When your burlesque musical plays more like a narcissistic concert film than it does a fun, musical adventure, you know you've thigh high-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 155: Murder At 1600 (1997)

When your political murder mystery plays more like a documentary of our current administration than it does an engaging thriller, you know you've drop zoned your way into the Restroom...

SRC 154: Awake (2007)

When your medical thriller plays more like a rejected Robin Cook novel than it does an engaging drama with edge of your seat plot twists, you know you've transplanted your way into the Restroom...

SRC 153: Zombeavers (2014)

When your puppet beaver horror/comedy plays like a Muppets Show episode that went off the rails more than it does a fun, flesh eating romp, you know you've gnawed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 152: My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)

When your superhero rom com plays more like a sexual harassment video on what NOT to do in the workplace than it does a fun, comedy romp, you know you've superpowered your way into the Restroom...

SRC 151: The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009)

Happy St. Paddy's Day!  When your vengeance fueled action film plays more like a cover band version of Quentin Tarantino's work than it does it's own quirky thrill ride, you know you've sign of the crossed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 150: Godzilla (1998)

When your big budget creature feature plays more like a cultural appropriation documentary than it does a thrilling monster stomp, you know you've crush, crumbled, and chomped your way into the Restroom...

SRC 149: Suicide Squad (2016)

When your comic book film plays more like a bad reality show about cosplayers than it does a high energy superhero smackdown, you know you've joker-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 148: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows (2016)

When your live action adaption of a goofy 80's cartoon plays more like a snack time treat at daycare center than it does a thrilling action blockbuster, you know you've cowabunga-ed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 147: Stuck On You (2003)

When your conjoined twins comedy plays more like an overlong SNL sketch than it does a typically high energy irreverent film from the Farrelly brothers, you know you've wicked pissed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 146: I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

When your stripper thriller plays more like a horror version of the Blue Man Group than it does an edge of your seat whodunit, you know you've pole danced your way into the Restroom...

SRC 145: Runner Runner (2013)

When your gambling film plays more like a cautionary tale that Kenny Rogers would sing about than it does a compelling thriller, you know you've double downed your way into the Restroom...

SRC 144: The Three Musketeers (2011)

We're back!  When your classic Alexandre Dumas adaption plays more like a Choose Your Own Adventure novel than it does a swashbuckling adventure film, you know you've all for one-d your way into the Restroom...