When your superhero team up film plays more like a Comic Con cosplay sex party than it does a thrilling adventure, you know you've Hulk smashed your way into the Restroom...
AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON deals with everyone's favorite Marvel characters (plus a few new ones) going head to head with Ultron (James Spader), a Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) created robot that's hellbent on wiping out the human race. What follows are a punishing 141 minutes of CGI robot fights, unnecessary backstories, shoehorned romance, and Aaron Taylor Johnson's red shirt performance as the doomed Quicksilver.
This broken action figure mess is available for streaming on Amazon, but as always, you're better off leaving this superhero cattle call to us and go watch GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY again instead.
Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Undies Of Wondy and C-Mart from The Brotherhood Of Evil Geeks.
Sit back now and give a listen as Griffin, Muro, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON...
