When your live action adaption of a beloved animated series plays more like a whacked out Paris runway model show than it does an engaging action film, you know you've flux capacitor-ed your way into the Restroom...
AEON FLUX deals with Peter Chung's futuristic assassin (Charlize Theron) who's charged with killing the head of a dystopian society (Marton Csokas), only to find out the real threat lies with his brother (Johnny Lee Miller). What follows are 93 minutes of fetish styled costumes, obvious wire work, explosive CGI pinballs, and veteran actor Pete Postlethwaite appearing as a giant circumcised penis.
This sci-fi non-starting cinematic shart is available for streaming on Amazon (free if you have Prime), but as always, you're better off leaving this skintight spandex turd to us and go watch ZOOLANDER again instead.
Sit back now and give a listen as Griffin, Polton, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, AEON FLUX...
