When your fourth franchise film plays more like a stale LAND OF THE LOST rerun than is does an awe inspiring adventure, you know you've life will find a way-ed your way into the Restroom...
JURASSIC WORLD deals with a now fully functioning dinosaur theme park that falls into chaos when a genetically modified dino escapes from it's enclosure and begins to eat everything in sight. It's up to a dinosaur wrangler (Chris Pratt) and the park's CEO (Bryce Dallas Howard) to stop the monster before it's too late. What follows are 124 minutes of action figure acting, forehead slapping plot mechanics, obvious villains, and Howard trucking through the jungle in low heeled shoes like a velociraptor across a tiled floor.
This dino poop mess is available for streaming on Amazon and YouTube, but as always, you're better off leaving this franchise bore to us and go watch the first JURASSIC PARK again instead.
Sit back now and give a listen as Griffin, Hawkins, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, JURASSIC WORLD...
