When your stale comedy sequel plays more like a first week improv class for lawyers than it does a hysterical continuation of great characters, you know you've blue steel-ed your way into the Restroom...
ZOOLANDER 2 deals with two former supermodels (Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson) who emerge from a self imposed exile when a fashion giant (Kristen Wiig) calls them to Rome for a runway appearance, only to find themselves in the middle of an assassination plot. What follows are 101 minutes of clown car cameos, stale jokes, clueless performances, and Will Ferrell showing up an hour late into the film only to cash a quick paycheck.
This fashion disaster is currently available for streaming on Amazon Prime and YouTube, but as always, you're better off leaving this Say No To The Turd mess to us and go watch the original ZOOLANDER again instead.
Sit back now and give a listen as Griffin, Anger, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, ZOOLANDER 2...
