When your origin story plays more like an unnecessary checkbox list of Star Wars fan fiction than it does a compelling hero's journey, you know you've nerf herded your way into the Restroom...
SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY deals with the origin story of Han Solo (Alden Ehrenreich) as he navigates his way through various scoundrels and smugglers in an effort to get back to the girl (Emilia Clarke) he once left behind. Along the way he's joined by old favorites Lando Calrissian (Donald Glover) and Chewbacca (Joonas Suotamo) as they step lively to avoid the villainous grasp of Dryden Vos (Paul Bettany).
This Wookie turd is available for streaming on Amazon Prime, but as always, you're better off leaving this boring Kessel run to us and go watch Episodes IV, V, and IV again.
Sit back now and give a listen as Strouse & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY...
