When you're unnecessary fantasy reboot plays more like a cosplay fan film than it does an engaging adventure, you know you've right-hand-of-doomed your way into the Restroom...
HELLBOY deals with yet ANOTHER retelling of Hellboy's origin and his battle with a centuries old British witch (Milla Jovovich) who wants to set free the monsters on a human world. David Harbour (Stranger Things) wanders around in bad makeup spouting lame one liners at hordes of CGI creatures that look like they were created on a cheap laptop.
This been-there-done-that monster gore fest is currently available for streaming on Amazon and YouTube, but as always, you're better off leaving the Spirit Halloween store costumes to us and go watch Guillermo Del Toro's HELLBOY instead.
Sit back now and give a listen as Strouse, Hume, and Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, HELLBOY...
