When your evil Superman horror film plays more like a lame After School Special than it does a suspenseful thriller, you know you've eye laser-ed your way into the Restroom...
BRIGHTBURN deals with a Kansas couple (Elizabeth Banks, David Denman) who find an infant in the woods after a meteor crash lands near their home. They raise the boy (Jackson A. Dunn) as their own until he hits puberty, where he begins to exhibit superhuman powers and decides to start killing everything in sight.
This boring superturd is available for streaming on Amazon and YouTube, but as always, you're better off leaving the CGI flying to us and go watch Amazon's THE BOYS instead.
Sit back now and give a listen as Strouse, Hawkins, and Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, BRIGHTBURN...
